Thursday, January 13, 2011

Public Enemy #1

Village View has been harboring a number of criminals lately. Their hideout is the laundry room, and their ringleader is serial number 25855473. I am currently examining his rap sheet, and it is not pretty. In the period from 12/14/10-1/4/11 he was O.O.S. (out of service) at least 5 days. This is a violation of his legal obligations nearly 24% of the time. He is currently charged with petty theft, money laundering, and someone even claimed he took a leak in public. The rap sheet for rest of his gang is also very long, roughly 30 offenses in the same 21 day period. We have spoken to Fowler the company we are in contract with and have expressed our dissatisfaction at their inability to abide by the terms of our agreement. They will meet with us in a few weeks with a solution as they know we will not renew our contract under these circumstances. It's high time they cleaned up their act. Bail is currently set at 20 gallons per hour while they serve under house arrest. Visiting hours are in our laundry rooms from 8 A.M.- 9:30  P.M. Mon.-Sun. While they are not considered violent they have been known to make colors bleed.
Convict #25855473

Update:Because the technician only comes twice a week if a machine needs a part on Thurs. it isn't fixed till Tues. of the following week.This means #25855473 was out at least 7 days, or 33% of the time.

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