Who stole the hedges?

Some of you may have noticed that our hedges have been trimmed a little short lately. For all you city slickers this is a horticultural practice known as pruning. I have been assured that by summer we will have a bumper crop and all those prunes will be a tasty way to improve our colon health. In a naturally occurring retirement community we need all the help we can get.

NEWSFLASH: I heard NEWT Gingrich is running in 2012. His motto is "Iguana Be President", and if elected will be the first "Salamander In Chief". His campaign will be financed by Gordon Gecko of Wall Street.